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Ionarts at the Movies: Kingdom of Heaven

Orlando Bloom: Pretty in Jerusalem

I'd write a little review about this vapid film, but I already wasted over two hours of my life watching it, so I'll keep it brief. Carnage, carnage, carnage—in various, very beautiful, or beautifully captured locations. Moral confusion, hackneyed dialogue, and then... more carnage.